Here is a money related joke I came across recentlyA man went to the doctors to find out why he had ear ached. The doctor looked in his ear and said it looks a though there is something lodged in your ear so he carefully removed the object he could see. As he pulled it out he noticed it was a £50 note. He then had another look and pulled out another £50 note and the some £20 notes and kept on pulling money out of the man’s ear until there was not a penny left.
The doctor laid all the money out on his table, counted and said to the man “I don’t know how you managed it but there was £1,999.99 in your ear”.
“Ah” said the man “that explains why I’ve not been feeling too grand”.